Release Date

19 Apr, 2004

Runtime

01:25: (HH:MM)

Synopsis

One false move and the sperm gets it!

A middle class London lad’s gangster fantasies go awry when his dodgy uncle puts them into debt to a real life crime boss. Still pulling strings from behind bars, the kingpin’s only desire is to conceive an heir by smuggling his sperm to his wife on the outside. There’s only one way the boys know how to raise the money fast … hijack the ‘baby juice express’. But kidnapping ‘baby juice’ turns out to be fraught with even more peril than the bumbling wannabes could possibly have imagined in this cheeky spin on the gangster genre. Starring Nick Moran (Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels), with Julian Clary (one of Britain’s funniest) and Joe Bugner (former boxing champion and one of Australia’s toughest!).

Original Title

The Baby Juice Express

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Actors

Nick Moran

Nick Brimble

Lisa Faulkner

Phil Davis

Samantha Womack

Joe Bugner

Julian Clary

Angela Douglas

David Cardy

Ruth Jones

Dave Courtney

Gary Tiplady

Callum Dixon

Hugh Fraser

Howard Lew Lewis

Paterson Joseph

Stephen Marcus

Ray Parlour

Cleo Rocos

Steve Speirs

David Seaman

Crew

Michael Hurst

Michael Hurst

Nick Moran

Mark Hinton Stewart

Shane Daly